I normally try to erase from my consciousness any trace of the Eurovision Song Contest, but this year’s a bit different. The opportunity to give the Pro-Hamas rabble and, in particular, that hideous little poison-pixie, Greta Thunberg a good poke in the eye by voting for their hate-figure is too good to miss, and a cause worth sullying myself for.

The Daily Sceptic has provided its readers with a handy guide to voting for the Israeli entrant. Unfortunately, I am due to have my biennial colonoscopy tomorrow, when the voting opportunity occurs, and I have always found voting online when heavily sedated and with a camera up my bottom extremely difficult, so can I implore Harrumpfers to do their bit on my behalf, as well as spreading the word?

Here’s the link.

As for the musical merits, if any, of Eden Golan and her performance, I haven’t the faintest idea, and have no intention of finding out.